Meet "Lavdeylagengey",

"Nyura and her goats meet Lavdeylagengey", my sole proprietorship firm right out of thin air. Angulimal ka haar nahi parvada toh hamarey paas ao, hum lavdon ka haar pehna dengey, pedha khao, lavdo ka haar pehno. Owner of two shops, two separate electric lines, two separate internet connections, two separate firms. Towards the right is the only Shiv Sena business shakha, lovingly called "Shiv Sena Agnishiamak 101 Brigade Black" (SSA101BB) with the motto, "She looks like death warmed over" Our advice: Don’t cry over hot milk spilled over your body. We know you’ve got serious burns. Keep yourself alive. Here, we deal in 'destination marketing.' Next door, towards the left is Raj Thackeray's very own business concern, "J2 Re-Tyred and Extremely Dangerous" (J2RED). The very pioneer of sorts. Motto, "Mai who Raj ki Gundi Ga*li. Um’em". Our business, "Design Architects". If you want a Sindhudurg in action in your own house visit us at No.1 and if there is an outnumbered by kitchen knives by 11211 men, drop us a thread and we will pick your alcohol and your garbage. Charges 1300, with discount 1200 per sitting and if you know somebody I know, 100 rupees more discount.

If you want to see my appointment notification with RAW(Research and Analysis Wing, mail me a request)“n ki toh line langeywali. If I make enough money from this venture, I intend to buy Mazgaon Docks and make it a movie theatre multiplex. Trivia: Did you know Django Unchained is another version of Ramayana?