"Nyura and her goats meet
Lavdeylagengey", my sole proprietorship firm right out of thin air.
Angulimal ka haar nahi parvada toh hamarey paas ao, hum lavdon ka haar pehna
dengey, pedha khao, lavdo ka haar pehno. Owner of two shops, two separate
electric lines, two separate internet connections, two separate
firms. Towards the right is the only Shiv Sena business shakha, lovingly called
"Shiv Sena Agnishiamak 101 Brigade Black" (SSA101BB) with the motto,
"She looks like death warmed over" Our advice: Don’t cry over hot
milk spilled over your body. We know you’ve got serious burns. Keep yourself
alive. Here, we deal in 'destination marketing.' Next door, towards the left is
Raj Thackeray's very own business concern, "J2 Re-Tyred and Extremely
Dangerous" (J2RED). The very pioneer of sorts. Motto, "Mai who Raj ki
Gundi Ga*li. Um’em". Our business, "Design Architects". If you
want a Sindhudurg in action in your own house visit us at No.1 and if there is
an outnumbered by kitchen knives by 11211 men, drop us a thread and we will
pick your alcohol and your garbage. Charges 1300, with discount 1200 per
sitting and if you know somebody I know, 100 rupees more discount.
If you want to see my appointment
notification with RAW(Research and Analysis Wing, mail me a request)“n ki toh
line langeywali. If I make enough money from this venture, I intend to buy
Mazgaon Docks and make it a movie theatre multiplex. Trivia: Did you know
Django Unchained is another version of Ramayana?
